Oh, I'm so sorry you had to endure this. Perhaps you might be just a smidge more judgmental? Two hours for a coffee is a huge imposition. The whole point of meeting for coffee is, if the date's a disaster, you gulp your steaming beverage of choice, announce you're done, and leave. Because unlike a meal, the coffee's already paid for, and you don't have to wait for the other person to finish before you can leave. And... why is he still texting you? Block and delete! You're way too nice.