Loved this! And it's good you're owning the "nipples" disaster, because decades from now, that will be the story family members introduce you with. When I was a toddler (so still learning pronunciation, even though my native language is English), I told a stranger on the subway that we were visiting my aunt, going shopping, then going to whore house. (Clearly, I meant to say her house. But, toddler.) My mom was still telling that story to people when I was in my 50s.