LOL. These were great. As for best compliment, going with "best" in terms of both unique and memorable, my dad had taken me out for ice cream, after my one and only beauty pageant experience, and said I reminded him of his favorite cow. The way all my attention was on my ice cream, chewing it slowly to really savor it, and my eyes were half-closed to better enjoy it. Apparently my facial expression was one of transcendent bliss, just like the cow as it ate grass.